Woody Johnson

Woody Johnson is one of the major characters of Lazer Team and owner of the positronic helmet.

Lazer Team 1
Woody is at the Milford High football game. He is shown getting hit with a football by Zach Spencer. He is present when Herman Mendoza antagonizes Anthony Hagan in the parking lot immediately after the game, and is present when Herman shoots the ship holding the suit of power down.

Before putting on the helmet, Woody fills the role of "town idiot," who is often ignored or overlooked. Hagen mentions briefly as military try to bag them that Woody suffered brain damage, implying that he injured himself in the past and therefore powered his way through school with a learning disability; which explains why he has trouble reading the helmets warning signs correctly. The helmet, once it bonds to him, makes him hyper-intelligent.

After bonding with the helmet, Woody develops a British accent, because it is "dumb Woody's version of smart Woody."

Woody's bond with the helmet has him with the most knowledge of the suit's functions and how they work. He escapes having his head removed by using stealth mode to turn his head invisible.

Woody is the first to figure out the true nature of the antarians and tries to communicate with the worg before the battle.

In the final battle, Woody realizes that he is the only member of the team with no offense and no defense, but then proceeds to headbutt the worg in its genitalia.

Immediately following the final battle, Woody offers to upgrade the other pieces of the suit using his knowledge. It is unclear if his teammates took him up on this offer.

Herman Mendoza
Woody and Herman are friends prior to the events of Lazer Team. Herman is occasionally rude to Woody, but might hold some genuine affection for him.

Zach Spencer
Prior to the events of Lazer Team 1, Woody was the water boy for Milford High's football team. In the opening of the film, Zach can be seen laughing after he hits Woody with a football. Later, the two become seemingly partners in crime, eg. Zach saying "I hate it when you have ideas" to Woody.

Anthony Hagan
While Woody wields the helmet, Hagan is the de facto leader of the Lazer Team. Woody seems to bear him no ill will for this, and contributes observations to Hagan in a helpful manner.